Fell into a sea of grass and disappeared among the shady blades; technologically informs and herds binary; shoots pool left-handed, does everything else right-handed; favorite household chore: snaking the drain.
Always sweeps with threshing oar, his only goal will be the western shore; overloads circuits and crosses wires; his snare is a tablet and his kick goes to eleven; favorite labor-saving device: the snooze button.
Born in a desert, raised in a lion's den; tweaks sheets and bottoms lines; an uncompromising compromiser who prefers his liquor neat and his jokes dirty; favorite management decision: the double switch.