Fell into a sea of grass and disappeared among the
shady blades; technologically informs and herds
binary; shoots pool left-handed, does everything
else right-handed; favorite household chore: snaking
Always sweeps with threshing oar, his only goal will
be the western shore; overloads circuits and crosses wires;
his snare is a tablet and his kick goes to eleven;
favorite labor-saving device: the snooze button.
Born in a desert, raised in a lion's den; tweaks sheets and
bottoms lines; an uncompromising compromiser who prefers
his liquor neat and his jokes dirty;
favorite management decision: the double switch.